rapewhistled:

what r u trying to do lil partner

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eristhegoddessofchaos:

catflop:

uf0s:

mother loaf chirping to tipsy babies

I thought chirping was an exaggeration but no. no that is actually a chirp

mother loaf

(via maisie-whimsie)

refreshes:

that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”

(via youwerethinkingitsannoying)

dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*

(via why-not-sabriel)

ethanwearsprada:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

(via officergrandpappy)

adirtylilsecret:

youtube-personalities:

When my iPhone drops…

SO FUCKING REAL

(via notabyeaseeyoulater-well)

thecutestofthecute:

sourisms:

awwww-cute:

Guide Dog in training!

guiding his way to my heart


YES

thecutestofthecute:

sourisms:

awwww-cute:

Guide Dog in training!

guiding his way to my heart

YES

(via notabyeaseeyoulater-well)

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

— Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via thenocturnals)

(via marosaurr)

sageonyx:

eternalfarnham:

jaclcfrost:

wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere

am I the protagonist or the boss

That’s deep

(via notabyeaseeyoulater-well)

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

(via claralilleofficial)

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

image

you know too much.

(via why-not-sabriel)

My boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me. I’m telling myself it’s his loss.

My boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me. I’m telling myself it’s his loss.

donnyosmond:

Marcia Brady and her friends outfits are on point

donnyosmond:

Marcia Brady and her friends outfits are on point

(via doctor-saywhatnow)