fernandodelarua:

I really!!!! want!!!! queer spaces!!!! that aren’t nightclubs!!!!!!

(via pure-nerd-extract)

request (x)

(via kazekag)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via doctor-saywhatnow)

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

(via doctor-saywhatnow)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via thebluelip-blondie)

w is not a vowel — every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via thebluelip-blondie)

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

(via ruinedchildhood)

requested by swarkletarts

(via youdontknowyouthewayido)

lovelyandbrown:

YOU AREN’T A REAL PERSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! AHHHHHH!!!!

lovelyandbrown:

YOU AREN’T A REAL PERSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! AHHHHHH!!!!

(via thebluelip-blondie)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(via fish-boned)

  • person: i hate cats
  • me: what the fuck

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

(via mythically-challenged)

pjrogers:

More cat tho

(via doctor-saywhatnow)

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via pizza)

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via officergrandpappy)